{"id":738,"date":"2018-04-25T05:16:37","date_gmt":"2018-04-25T10:16:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/journey.jayctheriot.com\/?p=738"},"modified":"2018-04-25T05:16:37","modified_gmt":"2018-04-25T10:16:37","slug":"new-wave-physical-therapy-or-aw-nuts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jayscafe.net\/?p=738","title":{"rendered":"New Wave Physical Therapy, or Aw, Nuts!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m calling it the &#8220;Jimmy Carter Calisthenics.&#8221; \u00a0Yes, you guessed it, peanuts are the key to this series of exercises&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Seriously, I am loosing the ability to control my fingers. Even with all the typing I am doing, the fine motor control of my fingers are getting more an more difficult to access. \u00a0I&#8217;m making adjustments to my operation environment to make better use of voice recognition to compensate. \u00a0As such, this is likely to be the last article that I fully type.<\/p>\n<p>The rest will involve dictation.<\/p>\n<p>I experimented with dictation in the beginning of this journey. \u00a0I figured it seems reasonable that some day, it would be needed. \u00a0I didn&#8217;t think that now is the day.<br \/>\nI&#8217;ve been noticing my actions at the keyboard was getting errant. \u00a0Eating with forks are starting to be an issue. \u00a0Spoons are quicker and I&#8217;ve long since given up on chopsticks. \u00a0As you would figure, they were the first to go. \u00a0I&#8217;ve been a very proud man with my prowess of eating with the sticks. \u00a0Well, that seems to have traversed into the past along with many other things.<\/p>\n<p>However, the other night, I took my beautiful wife out to eat at a local steakhouse that has garbage cans full of peanuts for the taking. I grabbed a bag, wheeled over to the barrel, and troubled to fill the back with the scoop.<\/p>\n<p>Now, I like peanuts. \u00a0I was only a kid when Carter owned a farm and had to give it up for the Presidency, but I loved them even before then. \u00a0I had stopped eating the little bastards about a month ago when I discovered I went through a 3 lb back in a matter of minutes.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, how things move fast. \u00a0I had trouble peeling the peanuts. \u00a0I made it through about 1\/2 the bag when I started loosing heart and eventually quit. \u00a0The effort required to crack the buggers and extract the fruit became too much. \u00a0Frustrated, I managed a smile and gave my bag to a kid that was waiting to eat.<\/p>\n<p>A few days later, I realized the motions involved in feeding myself peanuts.<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll never not have peanuts in the house again.<\/p>\n<p>So, why are you reading this? \u00a0Go do some exercise! \u00a0Get cracking with the created &#8220;Carter\u00a0Calisthenics&#8221; \u00a0concoction. \u00a0Creepers! \u00a0Use to maintain digit dexterity, darned it.<\/p>\n<p>In Christ, &#8217;cause after reading this, we all need Him.<br \/>\nJay C. &#8220;Jazzy_J&#8221; Theriot<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Use peanuts do maintain digit dexterity.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,34],"tags":[58],"class_list":["post-738","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-discovery","category-treatment-plan","tag-peanut-therapy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jayscafe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/738","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jayscafe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jayscafe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jayscafe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jayscafe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=738"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jayscafe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/738\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jayscafe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=738"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jayscafe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=738"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jayscafe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=738"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}