{"id":679,"date":"2018-03-26T23:15:18","date_gmt":"2018-03-27T04:15:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/journey.jayctheriot.com\/?p=679"},"modified":"2018-03-26T23:15:18","modified_gmt":"2018-03-27T04:15:18","slug":"bizarre-twist-of-sleep","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jayscafe.net\/?p=679","title":{"rendered":"Bizarre &#8220;Twist&#8221; of Sleep"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I went to bed early this evening with Mr. Lortab.\u00a0 I woke up minutes ago and decided to take the rest of the cocktail.\u00a0 My legs have been hurting considerable all day.<\/p>\n<p>I looked down. My left thigh has a bulb on it.\u00a0 I have twisted my thigh muscle so bad that you can actually see it. I tried to massage it.\u00a0 I can confirm a very dense knot of my muscle.<\/p>\n<p>Yes.\u00a0 I would say it hurts quite a bit.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m thinking that I should probably keep my weight off of it until it goes down.<\/p>\n<p>I pray the DNA test request is processed quickly. I want a proper name of my issue so I can give it a good cursing.<\/p>\n<p>Jay C. &#8220;Jazzy_J&#8221; Theriot<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I went to bed early this evening with Mr. Lortab.\u00a0 I woke up minutes ago and decided to take the rest of the cocktail.\u00a0 My legs have been hurting considerable all day. I looked down. My left thigh has a bulb on it.\u00a0 I have twisted my thigh muscle so bad that you can actually [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-679","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jayscafe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/679","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jayscafe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jayscafe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jayscafe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jayscafe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=679"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/jayscafe.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/679\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jayscafe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=679"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jayscafe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=679"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jayscafe.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=679"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}