With the help of chemistry, I survived a party for four hours.\u00a0 Upon departure, I immediately medicated myself.\u00a0 About five hours of being bed-ridden, I could walk about twenty steps at a time.<\/p>\n
What I noticed, is as long as I had stress in the muscles, they would hurt, and pain was there and growing.\u00a0 However, when I was able to get horizontal to alleviate the stress of gravity, I would be able to feel micro-spasms throughout my body.\u00a0 It was the eeriest feeling.\u00a0 It begs to wonder if these are trying to happen while I’m vertical, but the stress on the muscles keep the pain receptors focused on the major pain, and not the minor little spasms occurring throughout my body.\u00a0 It was a rather bizarre sensation.<\/p>\n
I do have to say, I can tolerate the mini-spasms all over my body… except in my abdominal wall.\u00a0 When my chest and belly start rippling, the sensation freaks me out.<\/p>\n
I did have a spasm in my diaphragm area yesterday morning. It was funny.\u00a0 It pushed the milk I was drinking back up.\u00a0 I felt like a little baby that had taken too much from his\/her bottle.<\/p>\n
And I am forgetting the stupidest thing I did all day yesterday:
\nBefore leaving for the party yesterday, while my beautiful wife was loading the vehicle to leave, I was sitting quietly and noticed the spasms were starting.\u00a0 So, when we both got in the vehicle, I took the oral Baclofen, to try to stave off the spasms so we could enjoy the party.\u00a0 I had already taken the Horizant that morning, knowing this would be a painful day.\u00a0 By the time we arrived at the party, my legs had completely quit working. Only one thing — my wife and I were having a good conversation, laughing and stuff, and I forgot my place in the universe.<\/p>\n
I hopped right out of the passenger seat of the car, and was immediately reminded.\u00a0 I grabbed the car door and lowered myself to the ground slowly where I began laughing hysterically.\u00a0 My wife, unloading the wheelchair from the back of the vehicle, gazed around at me sitting on the cement driveway, and just shook her head.<\/p>\n
It was rather hilarious.\u00a0 We eventually got my carcass into the wheelchair and into the home for the party.<\/p>\n
I have to remember that I am mortal and I have flaws (quite a few have piled up in the last year.)<\/p>\n
Thank you, and God Bless,<\/p>\n
Jay C. “Jazzy_J” Theriot<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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